Lots and lots to cover in this episode, the least of all being crumpets and my current obsession with them. Non-bread related topics covered by Hamish and include the bullsh*t of “constant success”, the importance of highly personal photography, customer service, photographing the homeless and – as ever – telling you to do what makes you happy and forget about all the trolls telling you otherwise.
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Here’s the crumpet recipe.
- 400ml milk (whole, not skimmed, etc.)
- 1 tablespoon of dried yeast (not the “quick variety”).
- 1 teaspoon of caster sugar or normal sugar ground down with a pestle and mortar.
- 300g “strong” or high gluten white flour (you can try gluten free).
- ½ teaspoon bicarbonate of soda / baking soda (they’re the same thing).
- Vegetable oil for your pan.
- Oodles of butter (salted).
- Warm the milk in a pan to ~40c. Dissolve the yeast and sugar in the milk and add 100ml of tepid/warm water. Leave the pan off the heat in a warm place for around 15 minutes, or until frothy.
- Sift your flour, bicarbonate of soda and one teaspoon of fine salt into a large bowl/pan. Make a well in the centre and pour in the milk/yeast mixture.
- Using a whisk or wooden spoon, slowly combine the mixture working from the centre out until it reaches the consistency of double cream. This should take about 5 minutes, or half that if you use a mixer. Add warm/tepid water as need (just a splash will do).
- Cover the mixture with a damp tea towel and set aside for 45 minutes or until bubbles start to form on the surface.
- With your crumpet batter ready, grease up your egg rings with a little oil and prepare a large frying pan or iron skillet and place on a medium to high heat.
- IMPORTANT: your pan needs to have a flat bottom. If not, your batter will seep out of the bottom rings and you might as well be making pancakes.
- Once everything is hot, spoon four tablespoons of the batter into each ring – it should fill about half to three-quarters of the height of each ring.
- Cook for 5 minutes, or until small bubbles appear and the surface starts to dry out.
- Once the bubbles have burst use a set of tongs to lift off the rings and flip over the crumpets. Cook for a further minute, then remove to a plate with a layer of kitchen towel or place on a baking rack.
Repeat steps 5-9 for the remaining batter.
- The underside of your crumpets should be a dark brown colour. If they are too dark, reduce your heat slightly and adjust cooking time by ~30 seconds – you’re going to need to find what works for you.
- Make sure the egg rings are clean and re-greased for each new batch.
- If your crumpet batter does not produce bubbles, your yeast might be dead. Use it anyway and buy more.
- However they come out, serve warm with butter.
- If you’re planning on refrigerating them for another day, they will last for at least a week and should be lightly toasted on both sides before being served (you’ll ideally want to bring them to room temp before toasting.
As much of a joke as this may have started out as, I honestly enjoyed making them from scratch and suggest you give it a shot. For everyone who doesn’t have the option of nipping to the shops to buy some, this little taste of England will hopefully do.
~ EM (and Hamish)
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