March 2018 film photography horoscope – ‘mystic’ help to better photography
I’d like formally to introduce you all to Barry “Stardust” Gibb, EMULSIVE’s brand new horoscope writer, or as we know him here, our horoscope-ologist. …thinking about it, that name might not stick.
You may have already seen Barry’s film photography zodiac guide, with full descriptions of each of the traditional Western zodiac signs given a film photography flavour and assigned a specific camera. The process of matching up these ancient behavioural and personality traits took many, many minutes of effort; and Barry brings with him literally weeks of training in what he will happily tell anyone is the art of horology.
All I can say is that with the recent addition of Benice as EMULSIVE’s agony aunt, I’m encouraged by what seems to be a new direction for EMULSIVE – the realm of the Sunday tabloid.
Keep an eye out for print-and-exchange coupons for your favourite off-brand goods at your local supermarket in March and a new pointless kitchen gadget section coming in April.
Hallo, I’m Barry, although most people just call me Stardust, or Baz. I’m from Wales, love London Pride, the George Cross, pork scratchings and Corrie. I don’t love spicy food, the Dutch and cold Gregg’s. Everything in between is a negotiation as my dad used to say.
I have been a practicing horologist since January 2018 and would like to thank EM for giving me this opportunity to demonstrate what people call “an uncanny talent”.
Here are my film photography horoscope predictions for March 2018:
Thank you very much for reading and please remember that many variables come together to make these predictions. It’s a bit like making a mechanical watch.
April’s horoscope will be out on March 31st.
~ Barry “Stardust” Gibb